This morning, I had stranger sex.

We didn't use condoms or anything as we probably should have. I'm rather daring that way sometimes, well, and allergic to rubber.

He's tall, dark, and handsome. I've had people tell me wonderful things about him, so I rather expected great things. I didn't realize he was such a perv, though!

He started kissing on me and rubbing my back the way I love and I asked him,"Who are you?" He said,"Just some poor horny bastard."

I said,"What will my husband say?" He said,"Who's he?"

As I drowsed awake after our sex-induced slumber, I looked down at his left hand and saw my wedding ring. For a minute, I was nervous he was a thief and then I saw the glint of my matching ring in our intertwined fingers. Then I smiled.