You know you're a redneck when...

Mother's day comes around and you don't want flowers, candy, candles, or a spa day, you want a garden tiller.

I would also like a spa day, but that would be after I use my new tiller. ;)

I am so far from unpacked, I'm feel like I'm moving backwards.

I am busy doing school work and I'd much rather be painting my room. It's sick and wrong I realize to prefer to paint one's room over the enthralling joy of writing lesson plans and synthesis papers, but what's a girl to do?