Things I know about Poland...

• I know how to say a few things in Polish from dating a Pole way back when. Among these key phrases are "male milk," "oh my goodness," and "cat."



• Communism sucked for them.



• Most Poles are bi or tri-lingual.



• And now, apparently, Poland has snails. I guess they should. It just hadn't occurred to me. And apparently, someone has a lot of time on their hands in Poland. (The customary adolescent jokes about snail trails may apply).